Heat 8.x ITIL Compliance

Heat · Newbie Joined: Nov 23, 2008 Posts: 2

Is Heat ITIL compliant?

Diarmid · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:43 pm Post subject:

What does "ITIL compliant" mean?
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pel · Itiler Joined: Mar 31, 2008 Posts: 34

And what is Heat? You?

UKVIKING · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:27 pm Post subject:

ITIL Compliant does not exist

Neither is ITIL certified for tools

ITIL Certification is merely for people
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UrgentJensen · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:22 pm Post subject:

I AM HEAT 8.1!!

YOU WILL BOW DOWN AND OBEY ME FOR I AM ITIL COMPLIANT!!
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UrgentJensen · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:28 pm Post subject:

I have checked the good book (book 6) and here is what is currently deemed ITIL compliant:

Heat 8.1 - but not 8.2
Remedy - Redux edition
HPSM - the directors version
Nintendo Wii
My Timex watch
The carrots at the back of my fridge
two monkeys and a chipmonk
The Titanic
Ghandi
Jay-Z
The Queen of Denmark
The pidgeons in Trafalgar Square
My Nan.

That is all.

UJ
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UKVIKING · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:43 pm Post subject:

I have checked the 6th book and the section you are reading is not ITIL compliant and of course you missed the second page.

ITIL Compliant

Chocolate chip cookies
Ales, Porters and Stouts
Single malt whiskies

Non ITIL Compliant

Drinks with flowers or fruit
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UrgentJensen · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:02 pm Post subject:

My book says 'this page is intentionally left blank'.
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UKVIKING · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:53 pm Post subject:

Hm...

You have the talking version ...

I dont
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UrgentJensen · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:12 pm Post subject:

Yes because I'm deaf in both eyes.
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UKVIKING · Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:44 am Post subject:

I see said the blind man
I heard that said the deaf mute
Look over there , said the quadrapelic pointing in my direction.
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UrgentJensen · Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:54 am Post subject:

I've got auditors in today, so just trying to stay sane. And wondered what this might look like with a load of arrows on it.

Oh, like that...
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