ITIL V3 foundation consultant looking for sponsors

Yuvan · Newbie Joined: Dec 16, 2008 Posts: 1

Hi all,

I am freelance consultant and trainer for ITIL - V3 foundation level from India, Chennai. looking for sponsors for mutual befit agreements on ITSM and ISO/IEC 20000 processes.

can reach me at vjgeorge (at) yahoo.com

BorisBear · Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:51 pm Post subject:

I'll give you £5 if you can sit in a bath full of baked beans for 2 hours.

DML · Senior Itiler Joined: Nov 23, 2008 Posts: 50

Did you mean to write 'sit'?

UKVIKING · Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:20 pm Post subject:

my question is why baked beans
_________________
John Hardesty
ITSM Manager's Certificate (Red Badge)

Change Management is POWER & CONTROL. /....evil laughter

DYbeach · Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:17 am Post subject:

Jelly would attracts ants
_________________
DYbeach
ITIL V3 Release, Control & Validation,
ITIL V3 Operation SUpport & Analysis
PMI CAPM (R)

"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." George Orwell

UKVIKING · Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:46 pm Post subject:

But of course....I had completely forgotten about the ants.

I must submit a new addition to volume 6, version 3
_________________
John Hardesty
ITSM Manager's Certificate (Red Badge)

Change Management is POWER & CONTROL. /....evil laughter

TomOzITIL · Senior Itiler Joined: Jan 06, 2008 Posts: 78

Does this guy also promise $100,000,000 in unclaimed lottery prizes? to be the son of a rich oil billionaire in Zambia who needs to transfer money to my account?

ITIL Foundation? That cert can be obtained by anyone with a thousand bucks and a few days on their hands.

Pahleeese.

MBU · Senior Itiler Joined: Dec 18, 2008 Posts: 70

Maybe he's a reincarnation of a process and needs, OF COURSE, a process sponsor ...
Sorry, monday morning
_________________
Michael B.

"I can't say it'll be better if it changes, but I can say it has to change to be good"
G.C. Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)

BorisBear · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:05 am Post subject:

I forgot to mention that I will pay for the beans.

UKVIKING · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:56 am Post subject:

No BorisBear,

The Bears are part of Service Delivery
_________________
John Hardesty
ITSM Manager's Certificate (Red Badge)

Change Management is POWER & CONTROL. /....evil laughter

DYbeach · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:36 am Post subject:

I heard a great definition of a Service Delivery manager on the weekend. A nerd herder
_________________
DYbeach
ITIL V3 Release, Control & Validation,
ITIL V3 Operation SUpport & Analysis
PMI CAPM (R)

"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." George Orwell

UKVIKING · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:19 pm Post subject:

How does one herd nerds
_________________
John Hardesty
ITSM Manager's Certificate (Red Badge)

Change Management is POWER & CONTROL. /....evil laughter

DML · Senior Itiler Joined: Nov 23, 2008 Posts: 50

No herding required.

It’s a bit like the Pied Piper in reverse...all you have to do is play something from the Grateful Dead and they will all come to you....you will see them slowly emerging from the shadows of the data centre...pale ...straggly beards....wearing socks and sandals...trousers just a little too short....and a jumper reclaimed from a charity shop.

At first sight they appear harmless, almost childlikeand simple...but....should you mention the missue of boolean algebra principles in COBOL 85...they will turn into savage snarling beasts....at least until they get to the coffee machine, where a number 32 with a little shortbread biscuit will calm them down again.

More to be pitied than feared really.

UKVIKING · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:23 pm Post subject:

You know

the problem is .with what you wrote....

I can actually picture this
_________________
John Hardesty
ITSM Manager's Certificate (Red Badge)

Change Management is POWER & CONTROL. /....evil laughter

DML · Senior Itiler Joined: Nov 23, 2008 Posts: 50

Easily solved - move away from the mirror.


Create an account	Home · Topics · Downloads · Your Account · Submit News · Top 10


Logos/trademarks property of respective owner. Comments property of poster. Rest © 2004 Itil Community for Service Management & Foundation Certification. SV Site source copyright (c)2003, and is Free Software under the GNU / GPL licence. All Rights Are Reserved.