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Yuvan Newbie


Joined: Dec 16, 2008 Posts: 1
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:09 pm Post subject: ITIL V3 foundation consultant looking for sponsors |
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Hi all,
I am freelance consultant and trainer for ITIL - V3 foundation level from India, Chennai. looking for sponsors for mutual befit agreements on ITSM and ISO/IEC 20000 processes.
can reach me at vjgeorge (at) yahoo.com |
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BorisBear Senior Itiler

Joined: Mar 10, 2008 Posts: 403 Location: Sunderland
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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I'll give you £5 if you can sit in a bath full of baked beans for 2 hours. |
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DML Senior Itiler

Joined: Nov 23, 2008 Posts: 50
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:37 am Post subject: |
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Did you mean to write 'sit'? |
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UKVIKING Senior Itiler

Joined: Sep 16, 2006 Posts: 3589 Location: London, UK
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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my question is why baked beans _________________ John Hardesty
ITSM Manager's Certificate (Red Badge)
Change Management is POWER & CONTROL. /....evil laughter |
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DYbeach Senior Itiler

Joined: May 25, 2008 Posts: 413 Location: Sydney, Australia
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:17 am Post subject: |
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Jelly would attracts ants _________________ DYbeach
ITIL V3 Release, Control & Validation,
ITIL V3 Operation SUpport & Analysis
PMI CAPM (R)
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." George Orwell |
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UKVIKING Senior Itiler

Joined: Sep 16, 2006 Posts: 3589 Location: London, UK
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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But of course....I had completely forgotten about the ants.
I must submit a new addition to volume 6, version 3 _________________ John Hardesty
ITSM Manager's Certificate (Red Badge)
Change Management is POWER & CONTROL. /....evil laughter |
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TomOzITIL Senior Itiler

Joined: Jan 06, 2008 Posts: 78
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:29 pm Post subject: |
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Does this guy also promise $100,000,000 in unclaimed lottery prizes? to be the son of a rich oil billionaire in Zambia who needs to transfer money to my account?
ITIL Foundation? That cert can be obtained by anyone with a thousand bucks and a few days on their hands.
Pahleeese. |
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MBU Senior Itiler

Joined: Dec 18, 2008 Posts: 70
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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Maybe he's a reincarnation of a process and needs, OF COURSE, a process sponsor ...
Sorry, monday morning _________________ Michael B.
"I can't say it'll be better if it changes, but I can say it has to change to be good"
G.C. Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799) |
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BorisBear Senior Itiler

Joined: Mar 10, 2008 Posts: 403 Location: Sunderland
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:05 am Post subject: |
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I forgot to mention that I will pay for the beans. |
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UKVIKING Senior Itiler

Joined: Sep 16, 2006 Posts: 3589 Location: London, UK
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:56 am Post subject: |
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No BorisBear,
The Bears are part of Service Delivery _________________ John Hardesty
ITSM Manager's Certificate (Red Badge)
Change Management is POWER & CONTROL. /....evil laughter |
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DYbeach Senior Itiler

Joined: May 25, 2008 Posts: 413 Location: Sydney, Australia
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:36 am Post subject: |
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I heard a great definition of a Service Delivery manager on the weekend. A nerd herder _________________ DYbeach
ITIL V3 Release, Control & Validation,
ITIL V3 Operation SUpport & Analysis
PMI CAPM (R)
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." George Orwell |
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UKVIKING Senior Itiler

Joined: Sep 16, 2006 Posts: 3589 Location: London, UK
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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How does one herd nerds _________________ John Hardesty
ITSM Manager's Certificate (Red Badge)
Change Management is POWER & CONTROL. /....evil laughter |
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DML Senior Itiler

Joined: Nov 23, 2008 Posts: 50
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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No herding required.
It’s a bit like the Pied Piper in reverse...all you have to do is play something from the Grateful Dead and they will all come to you....you will see them slowly emerging from the shadows of the data centre...pale ...straggly beards....wearing socks and sandals...trousers just a little too short....and a jumper reclaimed from a charity shop.
At first sight they appear harmless, almost childlikeand simple...but....should you mention the missue of boolean algebra principles in COBOL 85...they will turn into savage snarling beasts....at least until they get to the coffee machine, where a number 32 with a little shortbread biscuit will calm them down again.
More to be pitied than feared really. |
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UKVIKING Senior Itiler

Joined: Sep 16, 2006 Posts: 3589 Location: London, UK
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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You know
the problem is .with what you wrote....
I can actually picture this _________________ John Hardesty
ITSM Manager's Certificate (Red Badge)
Change Management is POWER & CONTROL. /....evil laughter |
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DML Senior Itiler

Joined: Nov 23, 2008 Posts: 50
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:32 am Post subject: |
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Easily solved - move away from the mirror. |
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